epiphany no. 13

When I wear something like chapstick (I'm a guy but I have extremely dry lips that can probably soak up the pacific ocean and it'd still be dry because it's so dry and I swear I'm not a girl lol i'm weird my gawd why am i even alive my grammar is starting to disintegrate because I'm using firefox spell check), I don't like eating anything because I think if I accidentally get it on my tongue, I'll die of poison.