day: solve for x (2x+4=3x-8)

Yes, solve for x and you shall find the answer. Testing you on your basic algebra won't hurt that much, would it? Let's see if your 7th grade teacher did you any good at maths! (For Asians like me, we would have been familiar with it when we were 5*)

Now onto my actual blog post:
I hate timing. Especially when it has a specific date before the opportunity expires and gets thrown out. (kind of like spoilt milk!) Diaries are the worst when it comes to timing and commitment. Wouldn't it be so cool and movie-like to start smack bang on January 1st? It'd be so authentic and legitimate! But no, I'm a lazy dude with no self-motivation about doing a 366 day project (I feel so accomplished remembering the leap year, it's like trying to remember what day christmas is!*) so I just felt like starting 12.5 days late. (hence the fact that it's past midnight)

On summer (seasons in Melbourne mean nothing, it was shit cold today) holidays and I wake up at 1:30pm as per usual. And as per usual, I sit on a chair for the next four hours. Staring at a computer screen, of course. I don't know how time just flies by before I realize I still need to shower and do my tutor work before mum comes home to pick me up. (to go to tutor, it's an Asian thing*) I procrastinate for everything except breathe and eat. (and other fun stuff like that^)

So here's what I learnt at tutor:
That seating plans are automatically in place, regardless of where you sit the first time. There are exceptions though, like when a new person comes. But that's even more awkward. It's a mental game of "where do I sit so everyone in this class will be happy because if I sit in the wrong place I will be hated forever^". Regardless of where you're at, there's always a seat showdown. I had one today. I lost. Oh and I also learnt to how to memorize Avogadro's constant! Don't we all LOVE 'chemistry'? (I like puns. I find them punny.)

So the morals of today are:
• Twelve days are too late for diaries or anything else like text messages, plane flights, doctors' appointments or periods^^^^^^^
• Procrastination is key
• There are ALWAYS seating plans. They're bullshit.
• Don't ever write diary/blog entries at 1:50 AM cause chances are that your brain will be deasghjvj hcdu jgedv h ppjcrg.*

*I joke, I joke, it's sarcasm.
^This is sarcasm too but not really, because I always put breathing as first priority.
^^^^^^^ This is severe sarcasm. I am a guy but this joke was intended to be humorous for a female audience. This is the reason I'm going to hell. I joke too much.